Beautifully said, Jack.

This is why wearing steel toed boots is so very nice. Nice because you never worry about someone trampling your toes, but So easy to boot someone creepy in the ankle while apologising profusely yet unconvincingly. Like the time a creep was behind me on the escalator and made the mistake of getting too close to my legs. He learned that safety boots are unpleasant in the face from any angle.