Crazy entertaining, as usual with anything you choose to write, Pam.
You had me in stitches, while trying to have my messy midmorning snack, and spraying crumbs left right and center.
Seriously, this really is a very practical idea - get all the grisly details done ahead of time.
We have our wills all done, and who gets what and who does what is all organized. the actual final arrangements are not yet done. So you two are ahead of us.
I have willed cremation, no lengthy mournful service, just a party with Rock And Roll All Nite by Kiss and pretty much any Trooper song, but especially The Boys In the Bright white Sports Car