Hilarious article, Christine. Loved it.

Especially about the so-called silent cats.

I will say that ours CAN be silent, if they so choose, but on the whole they gallop about and sound like herds of cattle.

The consumption of items that are bad for them is so true. We had one cat that made it mission to eat any and all silk plants, and any pieces of wool, string or thread she could find.

Our vet says that the consuming of undigestibles is often an indication of a dietary lack.