Hilarious tale of woe, Katherine.

Stupid cats, and very obstinate lizard.

I have no idea what you would entice a lizard with, or if it might respond.

I lived in Portugal as a child and often met up with lizards, small snakes, hedgehogs and other assorted creatures.

The hedgehogs made quick ends to most small reptiles.

Could you please add in a photo credit for your nice kitty pic at the start of the article?