I was very bewildered and frightened. I was worried about the ambulance and the paramedics too. In this day of equal opportunity I was concerned that the might send two really tiny ladies.

It was with great relief that I saw these two six foot paramedics, who looked like they belonged on a football team. It was a man and a woman. She had more tattoos than Carter has little liver pills.

When they lifted me up I had no fear of getting dropped!