So very true.

There is terrible joke I know about Robbie Burns:

A chap who just died is waiting at the pearly gates. St. Peter is giving him the big sales job about meeting Jesus and the Virgin Mary. He is given the go ahead and starts up the Stairway to Heaven. Halfway up he meets Robbie Burns coming down. The chaps says to Robbie, “Oh, you must have just came from meeting the Virgin Mary! I’m on my way up to meet her.” Robbie looks at him and smirks, and says “Ye’re five minutes too late”

I know, really bad, right?