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Thanks for publishing, Dennett.

Yes, it was kind of scary until it became a farce. This guy was about 4'9". Kind of Woody Alan-esque in looks. Any one of my biker buddys would have been pleased to beat him up, but he was so darned pathetic it wasn’t in the books.

I always wondered what the Bishop said to him to scare him off. ;-)

Do you know what annoyed me the most about his last gifts? It was the oversized battery operated socks. I was so insulted that he got these enormous socks. Who did he think I was? Clementine (“Herring boxes, without topses sandals were for Clementine”)

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Louise Peacock
Louise Peacock

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Louise Peacock is a writer, garden designer, Reiki practitioner, singer-songwriter & animal activist. Favorite insult “Eat cake & choke” On Medium since 2016.

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