What I found particularly funny was that years ago, I pretty much lost my (one piece) bathing suit while in the ocean in Portugal.

It was one of those ones where you could have the straps as a halter or as regular straps and the regular hooky things came undone and the top gracefully began to slide down much to the enjoyment of the little pervy teen boys in the area.

Because the material was soaking wet it proved to be very hard to drag it back up and I had to stay in the water until someone, probably my Mom, brought a towel.