You diabolical bastard! You are too damned funny. Thank goodness your quit ER to write, providing those of us languishing away in deep Covid depression with a reason to LOL. This was very hilarious.
I see that DP tends to go a little crazy with the highlights, but on the plus side, that means he is actually working his way through something I wrote.
DP is heavily into animation, plus he's a fellow Canadain. These are two really good things. DP also writes stories. I read some of them.
I would rather have DP highlighting than some Ahole spammer adding pointless links to the comment section.
Bottom line, I still really enjoyed your spoof.